em virtude das recentes modificações na classificação do sistema solar....

JuPiTeR: wasup guys

Earth4578: Hey, how's it going

youranus: sup jupter

JuPiTeR: not much

*** ADMIN: SaturnRulz has entered the chat room ***

SaturnRulz: whats up yall

youranus: hey saturn hows it going

SaturnRulz: pretty good

JuPiTeR: hey dood

Earth4578: I like your rings

SaturnRulz: thx

Earth4578: Can I get some like that?

SaturnRulz: i guess, 1st you have to get a really big gravtational pull

Earth4578: Kewl, Ive been working out lately

MARS_BITCHES: hey jupter, hows your red spot, any better?

JuPiTeR: nope, still hurts

JuPiTeR: it suxx

MARS_BITCHES: sorry man

*** ADMIN: pluto has entered the chat room ***

pluto: hey guys whats up

SaturnRulz: ???

pluto: ???

JuPiTeR: umm i thought this was for planets only

youranus: ya rly

pluto: what r u talking abuot?

SaturnRulz: dude your not a planet, your orbits all fucked up

Earth4578: Yeah, it's called a circle, look it up

youranus: lol

MARS_BITCHES: pwn3d

pluto: it's not fucked up, it's eccentric

Earth4578: whatev

youranus: lol eccentric = fucked up

JuPiTeR: anyway i heard yuor orbit crosses neptune

pluto: NO, my orbital nodes are outside neptunes orbit, its just that my orbit is inclined relative to yours

MARS_BITCHES:

MARS_BITCHES: WTF man

Earth4578: OK now you're just making shit up

pluto: oh so i guess youre only cool if youre in the plane of the ecliptic huh?

pluto: yuo guys r snobs

youranus: u r teh l4m3

JuPiTeR: yeah why dont you go play in the dwarf planet chat room

MARS_BITCHES: dammmmmmn

pluto: IM NOT A DWARF

Earth4578: Yeah dood, they're called little people

youranus: hehehehehehehehehehe

pluto: FUCK U I;M A PLANET

SaturnRulz: why r u yelling?

SaturnRulz: dude your moon is almost as big as u r

JuPiTeR: yeah i got 4 moons bigger than you

Earth4578: My moon is bigger too

pluto: your moon is teh suxx0rz

SaturnRulz: nice try, why don't you go back to playing w/ the Lolipop Guild

youranus: SNAAAAAPPPPPP

MARS_BITCHES: u got knocked the fuck out man

pluto: FUCK YALL, IM A PLANET, AND NOBODY CARES WHAT U THINK CUZ MOST OF U ARE JUST GAS ANYWAY, YOUR LIKE GIANT ORBITING FARTS SO YOU STINK, SO FUUUUUUCK UUUUUUUU

*** ADMIN: pluto has left the chat room ***

Earth4578: Wow

MARS_BITCHES: what a dick

SaturnRulz: yeah realy

JuPiTeR: yeah but you know, i feel kinda bad 4 him now

MARS_BITCHES: 4real?????

JuPiTeR: lol no, just kiding

youranus: lol good one

SaturnRulz: did he just call us giant orbiting farts?

As cinquenta piores

eu escolhi duas definições, pra sentir o drama. mas vale a pena conferir o resto da lista e morrer de rir aqui

10
PAUL McCARTNEY AND STEVIE WONDER
“Ebony and Ivory” 1982
Racial-harmony dreck

See, it’s a metaphor: “Side by side on my piano/Keyboard/Oh, Lord/Why don’t we?” McCartney and Wonder want the races to get along as peacefully as the white and black keys on a piano — which seems unlikely, since the white keys didn’t enslave the black keys for hundreds of years. The anguished idealism inspired a Saturday Night Live duet between Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo: “I am dark and you are light/You are blind as a bat and I have sight.”

Worst Moment The repeated chorus at the end — where the song gets even chirpier.

7
BOBBY McFERRIN
“Don’t Worry Be Happy” 1988
Oh, great — a bumper sticker set to music

Just as there are few things more depressing than being told to cheer up, it’s difficult to think of a song more likely to plunge you into suicidal despondency than this. The finger-clicking rhythm, the Sesame Street backing and McFerrin’s various accents — all different, all patronizing — are an object lesson in trying too hard. The lyrics are appalling, too: If your landlord is indeed threatening you with legal action, you should not under any circumstances follow McFerrin’s advice, which seems to involve chuckling at him and saying “Look at me, I’m ’appy” in a comical Jamaican voice.

Worst Moment The whole wretched thing.